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Jokes - You Quack Me Up!!!
Food Jokes Back to Jokes Here is the list of food jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:
Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka!
Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
A: Then why aren't you laughing!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!
Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish!
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up!
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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