Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about
DOG JOKES
Whether you tell one of these good dog jokes at school or text a few to your buddies, get ready for a great reaction—just be sure to paws a bit before you tell the punch line for max effect. If you don’t, your delivery could be ruff.
1. What breed of dog goes after anything that is red?
A Bulldog.
2. What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?
A chili-dog.
3. What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?
A shampoo-dle.
4. Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
5. Why are dogs terrible dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
6. Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie.
7. What was the little Scottish dog’s reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?
He was Terrier-fied.
8. What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
Their masters.
9. What is a deadly creature that looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and consumes dog food?
A dog with a machete.
10. When you cross an aggressive dog with a computer, what do you get?
A lot of bites.
11. I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except…
The bark is much quieter.
12. How are dog catchers in the UK paid?
By the pound.
13. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a Boxer.
14. Why do dogs to bury their bones in the ground?
Because they can’t be buried in trees!
15. In English class, why do dogs like conjunctions?
Because dogs love buts.
16. What do a dog and a marine biologist have in common?
One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
17. Which dog breed is Dracula’s favorite?
Bloodhounds
18. When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?
A lot of trouble with a postman.
19. What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?
They’re both dog-eared.
20. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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