Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about
Jokes That Are Shore To Make You Chuckle
1) Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kelp
Kelp who?
Kelp me! I’m drowning!
2) Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door!
3) Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Fish
Fish who?
Bless you!
4) How do you make an octopus laugh? With TEN-tickles!
5) Why did the lobsters blush? Because the sea weed!
6) What does a dolphin say when he’s confused? Can you please be more Pacific?!
7) What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing it just waved!
8) What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy!
9) Where does a mermaid keep her money? In the riverbank!
10) Where is the ocean the deepest? At the bottom!
11) Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean? Mussels!
12) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!
13) Why are goldfish orange? Because the water makes them rusty!
14) Who keeps the ocean clean? The mermaid!
15) Why don’t mermaids play tennis? Because they might get caught in the net!
16) What kind of horse can swim underwater? A seahorse!
17) Why do whales swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
18) What did the sand say to the ocean? What are you dune tonight?!
19) How do fish get to school? By octobus!
20) Where do fish sleep? On the sea bed!
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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