Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about
The Fung-iest Mushroom Jokes
1. What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup?
We are the champignons!
2. Where do baby mushrooms grow before they are born?
In the mushwomb!
3. Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom?
Because shiitake too much!
4. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mush.
Mush who?
Mush you always ask so many questions?
5. What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding?
I love you so mush-groom!
6. Why did the mushroom get stuck in traffic on the way to work?
Because it was mush-hour!
7. Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball?
Chanterella!
8. I didn’t used to like mushrooms, but after a while they grew on me.
9. What is a mushroom’s favourite hobby?
Spore(t)!
10. What do you get if you cross a harbour and a chime?
A porto-bello!
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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