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Corny Jokes That Are Bound to Make You Smile
Let's just say these are definitely Dad approved.
If your favorite part of eating a Popsicle is laughing at the cheesy joke on the stick, then you probably appreciate a good dad joke. Though they may be silly, corny jokes are perfect for the whole family and bound to make everyone smile... no matter how hard they may resist. Whether you're searching for new one-liners to try out on your friends and family or you're just looking for a reason to smile, the best corny jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone, and we've got 100 so-bad-they're-good jokes right here for your reading entertainment.
Maybe you're all about clever puns and wordplay. Perhaps you love family-friendly jokes you can use on your kids. Whatever the case, you're certain to find at least one joke in this list that makes you giggle (or at least think, "Okay, that wasn't totally lame, I guess"). Laughter is the best medicine, and if you need some new cheesy jokes to add to your arsenal, then these corny dad jokes and puns are calling your name. They're perfect for writing on notes, trying out at parties, or cheering up someone up, because who couldn't use a little more silliness in their life? Enjoy!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
Why do melons have weddings?
They cantaloupe.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
His parents were in a jam.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satis-factory.
What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing — it just waved.
Why couldn’t the sailor learn his alphabet?
He kept getting lost at C.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do cows most like to read?
Cattle-logs.
What do you call an unpredictable camera?
A loose Canon.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Then it’d be a foot.
Why is the grass so dangerous?
It’s full of blades.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
By the bark.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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