JOES JOKES

 Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about

JOKES ABOUT PRISON

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who has escaped from prison? 

A small medium at large. 

Why did the picture go to jail? 

Because it was framed. 

Why is Facebook like jail? 

You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you really don't know. 

Why was the parrot in prison? 

Because it was a jail-bird. 

Why did the belt get arrested? 

Because he held up a pair of pants. 

What do prisoners use to call each other? 

Cell phones. 

Where can you find a bunch of clowns who deserve to be in jail? 

Silly Con Valley. 

Police Officer: "How high are you?" 

Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?" 

What do you give prisoners for dessert? 

Jaily-Beans. 

What distinction does OJ hold in jail? 

He's the first inmate with a retired number. 

Why won't prison life be much different from playing for the Bills? 

OJ will still have big guys opening holes for him. 

How do you know if a prison guard is gay? 

The smell of his mustache. 

What's an inmates favorite fishing equipment? 

Jail bait 

What's an prisoners favorite battery?

Duracell 

Why are inmates so angry all the time? 

Cause they have bad cell service. 

What's an inmates favorite food? 

Cellery 

Why did the credit card go to jail? 

It was guilty as charged. 

What's an inmates favorite place to hangout? 

At the bars 

Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence? 

A convict. 

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? 

A cellfie. 

Why do prisoners have PTSD? 

Cell Shock. 

How do people stop being crooks? 

They straighen themselves out! 

Why can't inmates read a clock? 

Cause its hard time 

What do you call a famous inmate? 

A cellebrity 

What's a prisoners favorite building materials? 

Steal n cement 

A prisoner was released from jail, he shouted "Yay I'm free I'm free!" The little boy yelled "So what I'm 4 I'm 4!" 

How many prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

None they just beat the room for being black. After many years, a prisoner is set free. he runs around saying, im FREE! IM FREE! A boy walks up to him and says, so what? I'm 4.

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking