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Best Cat Jokes Fur You Right Meow! They're Purrfectly Funny 

When it comes to jokes, cat-themed content lends itself to some of the litter-al best quips. Whether you’re a self-proclaimed “Cat Lady,” or just feline like having a laugh, there are some funny cat jokes— and we’re ready to tail you ALL about it!

First things first, go find a nice sunspot to lay on, grab a bag of tasty treats, maybe even pour yourself a glass (or bowl?) of milk, and purrpare to roll on the floor laughing while purr-using through this list. It will be even more entertaining than a ball of yarn. Or bird-watching out the window. Or circling the same spot of the bed over and over before plopping down. We’re not kitten—you won’t want to hiss these! After all, if you’re not howling, we’ll have to ask: “Cat got your tongue?”

For the best cat jokes, including cat jokes for kids, this list has got it covered.

1. Why did the cats ask for a drum set? They wanted to make some mewsic!

2. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.

3. How did the Mom Cat know she was pregnant? Her test was pawsitive.

4. What normally happens when kitties go on a first date? They hiss.

5. What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.

6. What color do kittens love the most? Purrple.

7. What does the cat say after making a joke? “Just kitten!”

8. When cats need to go to the airport, who do they call? A tabby.

9. Why did the cat have to go to an accountant? They got caught up in a purramid scheme.

10. What made the cat upgrade his phone? He wanted to finally get pawtrait mode.

11. Why are kittens actually excellent bosses? They have great littership.

12. What’s it called when all the treats are gone? A cat-astrophe.

13. Why did the teenage cat call her parents when she found an apartment she liked? She needed them to (cali)co-sign her lease.

14. What does a choir of cats like to sing? “Do-Re-Mew.”

15. Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? “Let us prey.”

16. What did the kitten have at their birthday party? A pounce house.

17. What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish? “Haute-cat-ture.”

18. Why did the kitty get an “A” on their English assignment? They properly used an independent claws.

19. When a cat doesn’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead? “See ya litter!”

20. Why don’t you want to play Monopoly with a cat? They tend to be cheetahs.

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking