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Sun Jokes To Brighten Up The Day
1. Why is the sun not very heavy to carry?
Because it is really very light.
2. Why did the sun not have to go to college and apply for jobs directly after high school?
He already has a million degrees.
3. Why did a man squint when he saw someone insulting the sun?
He now saw the man in a different light.
4. Why is the sun so strong and resilient?
Because it can be shaken, but never starred.
5. Why is the sun obsessed with solving math problems?
Because he is always talking about Sum-mer.
6. Why should we always look up to the sun for positivity?
He always focuses on the brighter side of life.
7. Why is bread similar to the sun?
It rises in the yeast-ern side and sets in the waist-ern side.
8. Why do judges hate going out in the sun?
They like to remain fair.
9. Why are Ancient Egyptian males who worship the sun similar to noodles?
They’re called Ra-men.
10. When the sun madly falls in love, what is it called?
Love at first light.
11. What keeps the sun held up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
12. Why is the sun scared of meeting the devil?
Because it committed a sun.
13. What is a sun’s favourite song by ‘Queen’?
Another sun bites the dust.’
14. What is the sun’s favourite day of the week?
Sunday, of course!
15. Why can you never make the sun stop?
Because he is sun-stoppable.
16. What do you say to a bright person who is making you laugh?
You are too sunny! I cannot stop laughing.
17. Where do sheep go on their summer vacation?
To the Baa-hamas.
18. What do people who love summer over winter say while arguing about it?
When all that is said and sun, I love summer more.
19. Why did the teacher wear her sun shades to school?
Her students were too bright.
20. What did the planets in the solar system say to the sun to appreciate him?
We’d be in a dark place without you.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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