JOES JOKES

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JOES JOKES



How did the lobster get to the ocean?
Answer: By shell-icopter.

How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
Answer: They wave!

What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
 
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved!

What did the sea say to the penguin?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved.

What do vampires cross the sea in?
Answer: Blood vessels.

What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Answer: Can you please be more Pacific?

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking

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