JOES JOKES

 Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about

OCEAN JOKES


What did the beach say to the wave?

– Long tide, no sea!


* What did Cinderella wear when she swam in the ocean?

– Glass flippers!


* What do you call a lazy crayfish?

– A slobster!


* Why did the octopus cross the road?

– To get to the other tide.


* What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

– It gets wet.


* What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!


* What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

– A nervous wreck


* What kind of hair do oceans have?

– Wavy!


– What did the magician say to the fisherman?

– Pick a cod, any cod!


* What’s the most popular TV show in the ocean?

– Whale of fortune!


* What did one wave say to the other wave?

– Nothing. It waved!


* How do you make an octopus laugh?

– With TEN-tickles!


* Why did the lobster blush?

– Because the sea weed!


* What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?

– Show me your mussels.


And as always have a chilled day from the Viking

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