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PET JOKES


  1. What to rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
  2. What happens to a toad's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
  3. What do cats have for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
  4. What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? "Should we walk home or take a dog?!"
  5.  What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
  6. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador!
  7. What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries? An investgator!
  8. Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
  9. What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you? Big ones!
  10. A pony went to see the doctor, because it couldn't speak. "I know what's wrong," said the doctor. "You're a little horse!"
  11. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost!
  12. What kind of ties do pigs wear? Pig sties!
  13. animal jokes- laughing pigs
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  16. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
  17. What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? His bark was much worse than his bite!
  18. What's the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish!
  19. What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon.
  20. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!
  21. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box? A box of quackers!
  22. What's a frog's favorite soda? Croak-a-Cola!
  23. Why do cows like being told jokes? Because they like being a-moosed!
  24. What's the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick!
  25. What kind of ant is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant!
  26. What do you call an alligator who is a thief? A crookodile!
  27. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef!
  28. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking

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