Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about
RAIN JOKES
1. Why did the woman open her purse in the park? She expected to find some change in the weather.
2. Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast? Because It's the clam before the storm.
3. Why did the man go outside and put ketchup in the rain? Because it's raining cats and hot dogs.
4. Why shouldn't you fight with a rain cloud? He'll storm out on you.
5. Why were the rain and the lightning bolt in the news? Are you sure you want to know… it's shocking!
6. Why does Santa have a huge umbrella? Because of all the rain, dear.
7. Why did the young rain cloud always get into trouble? It never took anything cirrus-ly.
8. Why is Britain the wettest country? Because royalty has reigned there for centuries.
9. Why didn't the light rain hit the target? It just mists.
10. Why is wind power more popular than rain? Because it has a lot of fans!
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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