Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about
SIBLING JOKES
Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBro.
What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff? "Look, mother, no Hans!"
Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters dolls? It was a Barbie-Q.
What do you call two Mexican FireFighting brothers? Hose A and Hose B
What do you say to your sister when she is crying? Are you having a crisis.
What do you call a Lannister girl who can outrun her brothers? A Virgin.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister? An aunt-eater!
Why did Sally go to the Lake after her brothers teased her? To fish for compliments.
You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.
That awkward moment when you make a "yo momma" joke to a sibling.
My sister hates it when I invade her privacy. It's written clearly right here in her diary.
Let's play Cinderella, you can be the ugly step sister.
Three Brothers
Three brothers went hunting in the woods. The first brother came back with a stag. His brothers asked him, "How did you kill it?" He replied., "Well, I find stag tracks, I follow stag tracks, and BANG, I shoot stag!" A few nights later, the second brother went hunting. He brought back a hare. His brothers asked him, "How did you kill it?" He replied, "Well, I find hare tracks, I follow hare tracks, and BANG, I shoot hare!" A few days later, the third brother, a blonde, went hunting. He came back with a broken arm, in a wheelchair, and bloody and bruised. His brothers asked, "What happened to you?" He replied, "Well, I find train tracks, I follow train tracks, and BANG, train hit me!"
Coma Pregnancy
A woman is in an accident while she's pregnant. While in a comma she has twins (a boy & a girl). When she woke up she asked the doctor were her baby was. The doctor said she had twins but her brother named them. She replied,"My brother is an idiot I wonder what names he gave them. Anyway what did he name the girl?" "Denise", replied the doctor. That's not so bad."What about the boy", she finally asked. "Denephew"
4 Brothers
There were four brothers , Somebody, Nobody, Brain and Mad. One day Somebody got angry and killed Nobody, then Brain went in the toilet crying. Then Mad phoned the police and said "Somebody killed Nobody". The Police said "Where is your brain", Mad said "It is in the toilet."
Young Politics
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now." "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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