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Hilarious Modern Family Quotes to Live By



Claire on the passage of time

“Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now they’re driving, and soon we’ll all be dead.”


—Claire Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 2, “The Old Wagon”


Jay on technology

“The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.”


—Jay Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 6, “Connection Lost”


Gloria on motherhood

“In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women is when their sons get married, but I’m not like that.”


—Gloria Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 2, “The Old Wagon”


Phil on seizing opportunities

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, ‘What?!'”


—Phil Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 4, “Schooled”


Mitchell on knowing where your food comes from

“I don’t wanna meet anything on Monday that I’m gonna eat on Friday.”


—Mitchell Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 4, “Bad Hair Day”

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking

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