Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about
FAST FOOD JOKES
Q: Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A: Because its finger licking good!
Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A: They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop
Q: What do you get if you play McDonald's Monopoly 30 Days Straight?
A: A Heart Attack!!
Q: Why is your Mom like a Big Mac?
A: Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.
Q: What's thick, white and comes in your burger?
A: McDonalds' staff.
Q: What is peter pans favorite place to eat?
A: I dont know!....WENDYS
Q: Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?
A: It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals"
Q: Why don't Americans eat snails?
A: Because they like "Fast Food".
Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburglar.
Q: What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger in the bathroom?
A: I musturd!
Q: How did the burger propose to a fry?
A: With an onion ring.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC?
A: To see a chicken strip.
Q: Why did Five Guys survive the flood?
A: Because it was built on solid ground beef.
Q: Why did the chicken go to Burger King?
A: To see a chicken strip.
Q: What's better than a talking burrito?
A: Adele taco.
Q: Why did the french fry win the race?
A: Because it was fast food!
Q: What did Little Caesars say to Wendys?
A: You'll always have a pizza my heart.
Q: What Dr Seuss book do they read every morning in Canada?
A: Tim Hortons Hears a Who.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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