Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about
One-Liners
One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will join together and be called: YouTwitFace
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.
There should be confetti in tires, so it’s still an okay day when there is a blow-out.
Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated. So the earth is, in fact, flat.
Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.
Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way, and I should have left him in the garden.
Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they can make buses and trains run on thyme.
What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolksvagen.
It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.
Bravely killed a bug at home. Then realized it was a piece of lint.
Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines.
Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -Groucho Marx
I was going to tell a carpentry joke, but I couldn’t find any of that woodwork.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Velcro is a complete ripoff.
and as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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