Hello ladies and gents this is not the Viking its me Joe telling you that today we are talking about
Jokes about the Scots
STINGINESS
Q. Who invented the copper wire?
A. Two Scots fighting over a penny.
Q. Why are so many Scottish churches circular?
A. So nobody can hide in the corners during the collection.
Q: How did the Grand Canyon in Arizona come about?
A: A Scotsman accidentally dropped a penny down a gopher hole.
The Red Cross
A farmer and his family were trapped in their house in winter during the height of a severe blizzard.
The Red Cross arrived by helicopter to save them and landed on the roof.
One of the rescuers shouted down the chimney, "It's the Red Cross!"
There was a pause for a few seconds before the reply "I bought one last year!".
Happy Hour
A visitor to an Aberdeen bar was surprised to find the beer only two pence a pint. The barman explained that it was the price to mark the centenary of the pub opening. The visitor noticed, however, that the bar was empty.
"Are the regular customers not enjoying the special prices?" he asked.
To which the barman replied "They're waiting for the Happy Hour". .
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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