JOES JOKES

 Hello maties and since its spring we are going to have a laugh about 

SPRING JOKES

• What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
• What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas!
• What type of a bow can't be tied or untied? A rainbow.
• I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
• What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
• What do bees wear in the rain? Their yellow jackets.
• How does the sun listen to its favorite music? On the ray-dio.
• Been washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.
• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
• What do clouds wear during spring rain showers? Thunderwear.
• What animal runs the fastest during spring storms? Cheetahs, because they move at lightning speeds.
• How can you tell the weather's warming up? There's a spring in people's step.
• What do you call it when it rains turkeys and chickens? Fowl weather.
• How can you make the sky prettier? With a rainbow.
• How did the cake get wet? It got sprinkled.
• What is a king's favorite kind of weather? Reign-y!
• What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer.
• What kind of bow looks best when it's wet? A rainbow.

And as always have a chilled day from big Joe