JOES JOKES

 Hello lads and ladettes this is big Joe lets have a laugh

Firefighter Jokes!


Q: Do firefighters have to train to jump higher than a fire hydrant?

A: No, because everyone can jump higher than a fire hydrant (fire hydrants can’t jump).


Q: What do firefighters surf with?

A: Firefox. (Mozilla Firefox is a web browser)


Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught fire?

A: Holy smokes!


Q: What did they call Bob the firefighter?

A: Bob…


Q: What do you call a fire department in Antarctica?

A: The AFD. Seriously, the Antarctic Fire Department (AFD) is based at McMurdo Station and is the only full-time professional fire department in Antarctica.


Q: Why did the fireman wear suspenders?

A: To keep his pants up.


Q: Why are the fires in Athens worse than those in the United States?

A: Because you can’t throw water on a Greece fire.


Q: Why did the firefighter wear his gear out to dinner?

A: Just in case the sauce on taco Tuesday was too fiery.


Q: What comes after a dragon lights his birthday candles?

A: The fire department…


Q. What happened to the firefighter the 3rd time he was late to work?

A: He got fired.


Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A: Engineers. (Pumper is another name for a fire engine that pumps water)


Q. Why did the moth want to be a fireman?

A: Because it was drawn to alight.


Q: Why are so many firefighters optimistic?

A: They’re used to looking at the bright side.


Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes four. Three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change out the bulb.


Q: What do fire fighters like with their cheese?

A: FireCRACKERS.


The Fire Chief searched for “what causes fires” on Google… He got about 80,000 matches.


Q: Why was the firefighter always carrying a calendar with him?

A: Just in case he had to save the day.


Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

A: It was pretty in-tents.


Q: What sound do you hear when dragons sneeze?

A: A fire alarm.


Q: Why couldn’t the firemen save the bakery?

A: It was already toast when they got there.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good joke about fire fighting?


Q: Which superhero was the fire department always trying to recruit?

A: Aquaman.


Q: How did the contact the fire department about a fire?

A: He used a hotline.


Q: How could the firefighters tell that their new chief was going to be stubborn?

A: He whistled “Hail to the Chief” whenever he walked into a room.


I got yelled at by the fire chief today… that guy is such a HOT head.


Q: What’s on every fire department menu?

A: Five Alarm Chili


Q: Why do fire departments have Dalmatians?

A: They help them find the hydrants.


A fire broke out at a cold-medicine factory on the outskirts of town… thankfully, there was no congestion on the way.


Q: Why did the rookie fireman bring a credit card to his first day?

A: He was told he would have to charge a hose. (“charge a hose” is the term for filling a hose with water)


Q: Why are elephants such good firefighters?

A: They carry their own hose and can stomp out fires.


Q: Who rides a horse to every fire call?

A: The fire MARSHALL.


Q: How are people like fires?

A: They both need oxygen to survive!

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking

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