Hello lads and ladettes this is big Joe lets have a laugh
Firefighter Jokes!
Q: Do firefighters have to train to jump higher than a fire hydrant?
A: No, because everyone can jump higher than a fire hydrant (fire hydrants can’t jump).
Q: What do firefighters surf with?
A: Firefox. (Mozilla Firefox is a web browser)
Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught fire?
A: Holy smokes!
Q: What did they call Bob the firefighter?
A: Bob…
Q: What do you call a fire department in Antarctica?
A: The AFD. Seriously, the Antarctic Fire Department (AFD) is based at McMurdo Station and is the only full-time professional fire department in Antarctica.
Q: Why did the fireman wear suspenders?
A: To keep his pants up.
Q: Why are the fires in Athens worse than those in the United States?
A: Because you can’t throw water on a Greece fire.
Q: Why did the firefighter wear his gear out to dinner?
A: Just in case the sauce on taco Tuesday was too fiery.
Q: What comes after a dragon lights his birthday candles?
A: The fire department…
Q. What happened to the firefighter the 3rd time he was late to work?
A: He got fired.
Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers. (Pumper is another name for a fire engine that pumps water)
Q. Why did the moth want to be a fireman?
A: Because it was drawn to alight.
Q: Why are so many firefighters optimistic?
A: They’re used to looking at the bright side.
Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes four. Three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change out the bulb.
Q: What do fire fighters like with their cheese?
A: FireCRACKERS.
The Fire Chief searched for “what causes fires” on Google… He got about 80,000 matches.
Q: Why was the firefighter always carrying a calendar with him?
A: Just in case he had to save the day.
Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
A: It was pretty in-tents.
Q: What sound do you hear when dragons sneeze?
A: A fire alarm.
Q: Why couldn’t the firemen save the bakery?
A: It was already toast when they got there.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke about fire fighting?
Q: Which superhero was the fire department always trying to recruit?
A: Aquaman.
Q: How did the contact the fire department about a fire?
A: He used a hotline.
Q: How could the firefighters tell that their new chief was going to be stubborn?
A: He whistled “Hail to the Chief” whenever he walked into a room.
I got yelled at by the fire chief today… that guy is such a HOT head.
Q: What’s on every fire department menu?
A: Five Alarm Chili
Q: Why do fire departments have Dalmatians?
A: They help them find the hydrants.
A fire broke out at a cold-medicine factory on the outskirts of town… thankfully, there was no congestion on the way.
Q: Why did the rookie fireman bring a credit card to his first day?
A: He was told he would have to charge a hose. (“charge a hose” is the term for filling a hose with water)
Q: Why are elephants such good firefighters?
A: They carry their own hose and can stomp out fires.
Q: Who rides a horse to every fire call?
A: The fire MARSHALL.
Q: How are people like fires?
A: They both need oxygen to survive!
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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