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Summer Jokes
1. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
2. What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
3. What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?
It gets wet!
4. Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It’s cool.
5. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
6. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat
7. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
8. And where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
9. Why did the robot go on vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
10. What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
“What’s the scoop?”
11. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square
12. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
They kept dropping their trunks.
13. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
14. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
15. Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
They are hill-arious.
16. What should a toddler wear to go swimming?
Pool-ups.
17. What did the kid say when the instructor told him he’d missed summer school?
“No, sir. I didn’t miss it at all.”
18. What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
19. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
He already had a million degrees.
20. What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?
A watermelon.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
My family likes those joke 😆
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