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Bird puns

Here is our top list of bird dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about birds, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this bird humor with others.

What do you call a bird that kicks your butt? Steven Seagull.
Why did Mozart sell his chickens? Because they kept saying “bach bach”.
What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb? A bald eagle.
Where does bird royalty live? Duckingham Palace.
What kind of bird can carry the most weight? The crane.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish? Tweetie Pie.
What does a bird like in his soup? Crowtons.
What bird movie won an Oscar? Lord of the Wings.
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.
What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers.
What bird is helpful at dinner? A swallow.
What bird can you buy at the grocery store? A kiwi.
What bird is always depressed? The blue jay.
Why do seagulls like to live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels.
Why do scientists think humming birds hum? Because they can't remember the words.
Cartoon graphic of scared blue bird on blue background.
What soap do birds use? Dove.
What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal.
Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market.
Which birds steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and..? A penguin falling down the stairs.

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The White Viking