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Funny Mexican Jokes
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
Hispanic Attacks.
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
Why do some people hate Mexican jokes?
They always cross the line.
Do you know about the phrase “Jesus loves you”?
A wonderful thing to hear in church but a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
How do Mexicans slice their pizza?
With little caesars.
What did the Mexican fireman name his two kids?
Jose and Hose-B.
A Mexican magician has been killing it with his audience all night. For the finale, he tells the spectators that he will vanish on the count of three. “Uno, dos…” he says.
Poof … He disappears without a tres.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro cinco.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Did you ever hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
How does every Mexican joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a Mexican guy who’s car got stolen?
Carlos.
Why don’t Mexicans cross the river in groups of 4?
Cuatro sink-o.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Has anyone ever had a Mexican white wine?
It’s a Pinot Gringo
And as always have a laugh
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