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New York Jokes

If you need a good belly laugh then check out this list of the best New York jokes out there today. It’s filled with funny New York jokes that are sure to make you smile.

These jokes about New York State will also be particularly funny if you live or have lived in other parts of the state besides NYC.

1. A fisherman from New York reeled in a 250-pound catfish that was 6 feet 6 inches long. Honestly, I don’t get the big deal. I do this every day on Tinder.

2. Only in New York would we cheer for a football team that is named after something you dread every month. So, yeah. Go Bills!

3. The fisherman in New York City reeled in a 250-pound catfish measuring 6 feet 6 inches long.

I don’t get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.

4. Where do eggs go on vacation? New Yolk.

5. Why is “The Wave” banned in the Carrier Dome? Two Orangemen fans drowned last year.

6. I just returned from a trip in Germany, and I realized just how awful American children are. Sure, they may be nice where I live in New York but kids in Germany are kinder.

7. NYC looks terrible in the mornings. But I guess that’s because it’s the city that never sleeps.

8. When fat cows go on vacation, where do they go? Moo York.

9. What did the old New Yorker say to the woman with dirt on her shoes? “You gots schmutz on your foots, Toots!”

10. In which part of New York do cholesterol levels tend to be lowest? Statin island.

11. Why aren’t Buffalo cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? They stick to the ground.

12. When a blonde moves from New Jersey to New York, what happens? It makes both states smarter!

13. In Massachusetts, why do all the trees lean west? It’s because New York sucks.

14. On the University of Buffalo campus, what do you call a good-looking girl? A visitor.

15. How hard is it to drive a computer from Toronto to New York? Yeah, it’s be a hard drive.

16. Being miserable and treating everybody like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right.

17. Why do University of Buffalo grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? To park in handicap spaces.

18. What’s a dog’s favourite state? New Yorkie.

19. Why don’t Syracuse football players sink in the Great Lakes? Because crap floats.

20. What material does a New Yorker like to make his pajamas out of? Yawn.

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking