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Tire puns
Here is our top list of tire dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about tires, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this tire humor with others.
What happens when a frog gets a flat tire? He gets toad.
Why did the chicken only cross half the road? It got two tired.
What do you call a Harley Davidson with no tires? A groundhog.
What’s the difference between a tire and a joke? One is a tire and the other is satire.
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? A tire.
Why do motorcycles fall over? Because they're too tired.
You know what they say in the tire industry? Have a Good Year.
Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired.
Why was the computer so tired when it got home? Because it had a hard drive.
Why did the mushroom stop going to parties? He was tired of people telling him he was a fun guy.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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