Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about
JOKES
Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
A: Sneak-ers.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had so many problems
Q: Why did the computer do to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.
Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.
Q: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A: The “C”!
Q: What gets wet while it’s drying?
A: A towel.
Q: Why can’t your head be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A: A dino-snore.
Q: What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A: A rocket chip.
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Dinner is on me.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Q: Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
A: Dill with it.
Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
A: You rocket.
Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9
Q: When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
A: When the punchline is a parent.
Q: What do you call a duck that gets all the A’s?
A: A wise quacker.
Q: What kind of water cannot freeze?
A: Hot water
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxis!
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Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A: About a buck an ear.
Q: What animal is always at a baseball game?
A: A bat.
Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow.
Q: What building in New York has the most stories?
A: The public library.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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