Het jokers this is Joes im serving up more jokes for ya.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Q: Where did the onion go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What did the apple say to the orange?
A: Nothing stupid... apples don't talk!
Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a Date!
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: What's a vegetable's favourite casino game?
A: Baccarrot!
Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden
A: Seizure salad
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.
You Laughed good see ya next week.
FOOD JOKES!!!!
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Q: Where did the onion go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What did the apple say to the orange?
A: Nothing stupid... apples don't talk!
Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a Date!
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: What's a vegetable's favourite casino game?
A: Baccarrot!
Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden
A: Seizure salad
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.
You Laughed good see ya next week.
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